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  1. kyeugh

    Bumbletrek

    oh, yeah, i meant the glass shards. blend those up and then use as many glass lumps from that as you can to craft a weapon in the dishwasher.
  2. kyeugh

    Bumbletrek

    dishwash all the glass lumps.
  3. kyeugh

    Bumbletrek

    JL: throw capy barfa at the cyclops's eye.
  4. kyeugh

    Bumbletrek

    suck the rabies out of your pores like snake venom
  5. kyeugh

    Bumbletrek

    prepare a three part instructional program, specifically oriented at capybaras, regarding the unlocking of traditional door locks using a standard set of keys.
  6. kyeugh

    Bumbletrek

    use the keys you bumbling buffoon.
  7. kyeugh

    Bumbletrek

    disgusting. get cb out of this mess and take him to the bathtub immediately.
  8. kyeugh

    Bumbletrek

    i have been informed the hammer no longer exists. we'll have to just use capy barfa as a live, squirming rag.
  9. kyeugh

    Bumbletrek

    tape capy barfa to the hammer and use him to swiff the puddle.
  10. kyeugh

    Bumbletrek

    of course not! the capybara isn't officially called barfie yet. or maybe, if schrödinger is to be believed, it's both barfie and a wall stain simultaneously? man, my head hurts.
  11. kyeugh

    Bumbletrek

    fling the stupid fucker at the wall like a dart.
  12. kyeugh

    Bumbletrek

    i rescind my suggestion. this is a much better and safer plan.
  13. kyeugh

    Bumbletrek

    check out the noise coming from your EXPANSIVE MUDROOM.
  14. kyeugh

    Bumbletrek

    pour hot coffee down your back and shriek like a cretin.
  15. kyeugh

    Bumbletrek

    lick it right off the ground like a starving animal.
  16. kyeugh

    Bumbletrek

    attempt the goddamn ascension.
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